Right you bunch of slack assed lazy faggots! Get off your arses, turn of shitty WoW and get yourself paid for this LAN!
This is THE summer LAN. It's not just gaming, but with the long range forecast already showing great weather for mid-june it's gonna be great for some football, BBQs and a chance to chill out with a load of like minded people!
Anyone that has attended a summer LAN before will know what I'm talking about.
DON'T DELAY - PAY TODAY!
Thanx