Hey Girl - Its Shayla
Oh my god
Have I got a story for you
I got a call from my agency
They asked me to play this club
You are never going to believe
The **** that I had to go through
Oh my god.
So anyway im walking to the club
And as I approach there's a massive line out the front.
I walk up to this big fat guy on the door and I introduce myself
He was like, stop wasting my time and line up just like everybody else.
I was like what,
I'm wasting your time, mother****er you're wasting my time.
I'm supposed to be playing here in like fifteen minutes.
Why don't you go go check with your manager ok.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hy turns around and points his ****ing finger to the back of the line.
And guess what, I had to line up for like half a ****ing hour.
I eventually made my way into the club and I look around
And I was like, "Where the **** is the DJ booth."
I finally found it and the guy that was playing says to me
You're late.
I can't believe he spoke to me like that
What is everybodies problem.
Oh my god.
So I get my **** togehter and I start playing my favourite track.
And then the whole dancefloor stops, and everybody was staring at me.
Meanwhile the club owner approaches me and says,
Excuse me,
Could you please stop playing that junk becasue nobody likes that kind of music in here.
I was like
What do you want me to do, I dont' have anything else to play.
So he goes to the backroom, brings me a whole box of commercial **** for me to play
And goes
Here you go sweetheart, you can play these.
God that was truely the ****tiest freakin club I have ever played at.
Oh my god.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQlpq2pDkso
Disclaimer : Not a rant about any particular nightclub I have played at, past or present. Just a song im really loving right now - Also, NSFW.
Oh my god
Have I got a story for you
I got a call from my agency
They asked me to play this club
You are never going to believe
The **** that I had to go through
Oh my god.
So anyway im walking to the club
And as I approach there's a massive line out the front.
I walk up to this big fat guy on the door and I introduce myself
He was like, stop wasting my time and line up just like everybody else.
I was like what,
I'm wasting your time, mother****er you're wasting my time.
I'm supposed to be playing here in like fifteen minutes.
Why don't you go go check with your manager ok.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hy turns around and points his ****ing finger to the back of the line.
And guess what, I had to line up for like half a ****ing hour.
I eventually made my way into the club and I look around
And I was like, "Where the **** is the DJ booth."
I finally found it and the guy that was playing says to me
You're late.
I can't believe he spoke to me like that
What is everybodies problem.
Oh my god.
So I get my **** togehter and I start playing my favourite track.
And then the whole dancefloor stops, and everybody was staring at me.
Meanwhile the club owner approaches me and says,
Excuse me,
Could you please stop playing that junk becasue nobody likes that kind of music in here.
I was like
What do you want me to do, I dont' have anything else to play.
So he goes to the backroom, brings me a whole box of commercial **** for me to play
And goes
Here you go sweetheart, you can play these.
God that was truely the ****tiest freakin club I have ever played at.
Oh my god.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQlpq2pDkso
Disclaimer : Not a rant about any particular nightclub I have played at, past or present. Just a song im really loving right now - Also, NSFW.
